Kinja'd!!! "noise" (noise)
01/15/2014 at 17:23 • Filed to: twowheelsgone

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hey guys someone stole my bike... Cut the chain and snagged it right off my damn front porch. It wasnt a wicked nice bike but I had put a lot of time and love into that thing. Its been with me longer than 3 cars, and served as my primary in-town transport for 4 years. I still used it to go to the bars and trail ride on the weekends. Now i have no bike, and my bike rack on my car is more fashion statement than functional...


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > noise
01/15/2014 at 17:25

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Aw man, sucks. Thieves are obnoxious.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > noise
01/15/2014 at 17:25

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Shit! That sucks. Keep an eye out on Craigslist


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > noise
01/15/2014 at 17:25

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That sucks dude. you file a report?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > noise
01/15/2014 at 17:26

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Sorry to hear that. I guess those U bolt locks aren't that great after all. Still, I bet they had to saw on that thing for quite a while. Nobody saw somebody hacking through a bike lock and called the cops?


Kinja'd!!! noise > CAR_IS_MI
01/15/2014 at 17:28

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yeah, took damn near forever. I don't have high hopes though


Kinja'd!!! noise > ttyymmnn
01/15/2014 at 17:29

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nope. Hell i didnt and its my damn front porch. It looks like they used some mondo fucking bolt cutters from the cut. I'm on a main street and everything. The balls on whoever did this I mean seriously


Kinja'd!!! noise > Sn210
01/15/2014 at 17:29

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first place I checked haha


Kinja'd!!! TwoFortified > noise
01/15/2014 at 18:20

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A) Weak. Sorry dude :(

B) Bike racks are a statement, but it isn't fashionable


Kinja'd!!! noise > TwoFortified
01/15/2014 at 18:27

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my snowboard rack (two pieces of 2x4 and some well positioned bungee) is certainly a fashion statement though


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > noise
01/15/2014 at 18:27

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Scumbags, lowlifes, I hate vehicle thieves.


Kinja'd!!! TwoFortified > noise
01/15/2014 at 19:09

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Lol, but which statement?

(I'm just joking with you btw, not trying to be a jerk or anything. My car needs a fresh coat of paint so bad, that a bike rack would be great, if only to draw the eye away from my car)


Kinja'd!!! noise > TwoFortified
01/15/2014 at 19:11

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no worries meng didnt think you were being a jerk hahah

and i dont think the ghetto snowboard rig makes people go "wow what a successful and intelligent person that driver must be", i do however thing red green would be proud


Kinja'd!!! GoliathRex > desertdog5051
01/15/2014 at 21:23

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there is a special place in hell for bike thieves